Da Joyce Legally Blonde
She: Exactly. Because isn`t the first cardinal rule of permanent care that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after a permanent one, at the risk of deactivating ammonium thioglycolate? Chutney Windham: Two a year since I was 12. They do the math. Her: [a sudden brainstorming comes to Her] Mrs. Windham, have you ever received a permanent? DA Joyce Rafferty: Objection, why is this relevant? Hon. Marina R. Bickford: Balliff, take the witness to custody, where she is charged with the murder of Joseph Windham. The action is dismissed. Ms.
Windham, you can go. Chutney Windham: I got up. Have a latte. I went to the gym. I got a permanent one and went home. She: And if someone who had, say, 30 permanents before in his life wasn`t aware of this rule, and if you hadn`t really washed your hair, as I suspect you weren`t because your curls are still intact, you wouldn`t have heard the blow, and if you had actually heard the blow, Brooke Windham would not have had time to hide the weapon before going down. Which means you should have started Brooke Windham with a gun in your hand to make your story plausible, right? Chutney Windham: She`s my age! Did she tell you that? How would you feel if your father married someone your age? She: [She cross-examines Chutney Windham] Mrs. Windham, what did you do earlier that day? Chutney Windham: [Chutney is in tears] I didn`t want to shoot him! Hon. Marina R.
Bickford: I think the witness made it clear that she was in the shower. She: You know, a girl from my sorority, Tracy Marcinco, once had a permanent. We have all tried to dissuade him. Curls were not a good look for her. She didn`t have your bone structure, but fortunately, she entered the Pheta Delta Phi Wet t-shirt contest the same day, where she was completely squirted from head to toe. She: You, chutney, but you had time to hide the gun after shooting your father. She: Chutney, why were Tracy Marcinco`s curls spoiled when she was cummed? Chutney Windham: I thought YOU were walking through the door!.
